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[sigma7]

Via the Obscure Store: The man who once operated Clean Flix -- a business that edited feature films to remove or alter conduct deemed inappropriate for children or prudish movie fans -- has been arrested for allegedly receiving oral sex from underage girls. He also reportedly told them that his "clean" movie business was a front for a pornography studio.

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[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Well, all the naughty bits have to go SOMEWHERE. Waste not, want not.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I was intrigued that his business was trying to operate as exempt from the copyright restrictions because of "educational use." This actually helps that case a great deal.

[gloomchen.livejournal.com]

No shock at all. It's always the most anti-smut folks who are the ones with the craziest secrets stuffed under the bed.

[lacunarity.livejournal.com]

These things make me think that, if/when I have kids, their babysitters will consist solely of (publicly admitted) porn stars.

[gloomchen.livejournal.com]

NICE!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

You're already the best mom ever.