Reuters goes all 24 on us

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A bulldozer driver went on a rampage in Jerusalem on Tuesday, hitting vehicles near a hotel where U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is due to stay later in the day before he was shot dead.

Dammit, Hillary, stop jumping around, it's just Reuters, the people who brought us Queen Elizabeth commanding thousands of worker bees and the magical combination of two words which (I hope) had never been used together before in the English language: "beef panties."