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Excerpts from the highlights, which is like a super-distilled Jon Stewart....
On CNN’s Robert Novak: “I wouldn’t have him on my show. I have standards." A-men. Someone tell me why Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper are facing contempt charges and Novak's scot-free? Or even allowed to continue as a commentator?
On why he’s voting for John Kerry: “If one guy drove me into a ditch and said, ‘Don’t worry, I know how to drive us out of this,’ I’ll give the keys to a seven-year-old at that point.” This is what I'm saying.
On the Israeli-Palestinian conflict: “What was God thinking putting all of his holy sites in one area, like two blocks from each other?” Snerk.
Gotta go. Muffin's cuddled up and talkin' to Daddy's ear.
ETA: And this was before Stewart verbally decapitated Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala. Now that was awesome.
On CNN’s Robert Novak: “I wouldn’t have him on my show. I have standards." A-men. Someone tell me why Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper are facing contempt charges and Novak's scot-free? Or even allowed to continue as a commentator?
On why he’s voting for John Kerry: “If one guy drove me into a ditch and said, ‘Don’t worry, I know how to drive us out of this,’ I’ll give the keys to a seven-year-old at that point.” This is what I'm saying.
On the Israeli-Palestinian conflict: “What was God thinking putting all of his holy sites in one area, like two blocks from each other?” Snerk.
Gotta go. Muffin's cuddled up and talkin' to Daddy's ear.
ETA: And this was before Stewart verbally decapitated Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala. Now that was awesome.