It tastes like burning

[sigma7]

I'm often asked if there's an easy way to diagnose migraines. Sure. See if you can make it a minute and a half through this video without crying:

About a minute in and I'm fully incapacitated.

Edit: Oh, look, it's a rehosted partial mirror:

Comments

(zing)

[glumpish.livejournal.com]

So... this is Joss Whedon's latest pilot?

Re: (zing)

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Joss Whedon's re-imagining of Max Headroom, sponsored by Adderall.

[purplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

After a minute I wanted to stab my ears with a fork.

[midnightvoyager]

that is not elegant

that is large fake plastic jewelry

stop calling it elegant

you would not know elegant if it strolled by in a top hat

it's like hello kitty rotted the hell out of her brain to the point where there's nothing left

how old is this child

what is wrong with her

you know when i squee about things i like, i remain in volumes wjere [ep[;e other than dogs hear me

oh god she

melting

brain

glub-glub- TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI!

*click*

I heard it, and knew no more--heard it as I sat petrified in that unknown cemetery in the hollow, amidst the crumbling stones and the falling tombs, the rank vegetation and the miasmal vapors-- heard it well up from the innermost depths of that damnable open sepulcher as I watched amorphous, necrophagous shadows dance beneath an accursed waning moon.

And this is what it said:

PINKIE PINK! AH LUUUHV IIIIT! SOOOO PINKALICIOUS! MIDNIGHT VOYAGA IS DEAD! I ADORE YA LITTLE BABIES! MWAH!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I adore this. It's like Alan Moore channeling Lovecraft after an all-night bender of Halcion and Pixi Stix.

[midnightvoyager]

_I_ feel kinda like that while watching this video. I typed it while I was watching. Clearly, it demolished some of my brain cells in the process. My typos have doubled all day ever since.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Uh. Wow. I think the last thing that made me go "Whot?" on such a profound level was when we caught this trailer at the local indie theater.

Also, I think the person recording that video desperately needs to read Dear Girls Above Me.

[rosevaughn.livejournal.com]

Dear...god...what drug is she on?

And does it mean that I'm insane cause I made it to the end? I've always had a high tolerance for pain, but that's pushing it.

[kateshort.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out her affected accent.

And is it wrong that I kind of like the purple hand-painted heels?

Oh, and her hair is definitely stolen from all of the My Little Ponies that people have sent her.

She's got beautiful eyes. I even like the heavy eye makeup on her. Not the other piercing stuff, though.

[ronwe.livejournal.com]

BAH-LETED! That said, I get migraines already, so I probably would've been flailing fairly quickly. Kinda curious about the video now though.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Found a new version. It's...uhm, distinctive.

[ronwe.livejournal.com]

What the shit. It's like a teenage candy-raver Sarah Palin. On a lot more drugs than is usual for candy-ravers. It burns.

This is what I get for being curious.

[btolsen.livejournal.com]

She looks like a color negative of Elvira.

Wow...

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

She is wearing a bracelet made of My Little Pony brushes. I cannot stop staring...

[beagle1971.livejournal.com]

Is this the American version of Japanese teen culture, of about 10 years ago?

[beagle1971.livejournal.com]

What, no star wipes, just jump cuts? Come on. If ever a video cried out for star wipes, this is it.

[ravenword.livejournal.com]

I have a coworker who has some of those speech mannerisms. UGH.

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

That's a guy, isn't it? And he needs some wart cream, from the looks of it. :-/

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

Yeahhhhhhh, I think I'm gonna go stare at a blank wall for a while. That's too much bottomless pit for one night.