Niko Bellic: sorceror

[sigma7]

Because you demanded it did not actually try to stop me from doing it:

In addition to a slightly tweaked handling.cfg file that retains only the brittle, lightweight cop cars and the dwarf-star rocket-powered taxis (not the negative-friction vehicles because I'd actually been trying to play missions and that's somewhat difficult with cars and trucks tumbling out of the sky and onto your head), I've been toying with the Simple Trainer and its myriad effects, including:

-- God mode (more or less a prerequisite for most of what you see here)
-- Summon vehicles, either specifically or randomly, even while plummeting out of the sky
-- Turn off gravity (doesn't affect vehicles, just pedestrians and objects and debris)
-- Hyper-acceleration -- no, seriously, hyper-acceleration
-- Spawn pedestrians (as observed while atop the Statue of Happiness)
-- 'grab car,' which seems to render me lifeless until I turn into a ragdoll flying across the map

..And those're just the ones I know how to use. The "Simple" Trainer comes with a pretty substantial Word doc of instructions and three full pages of shortcuts. It's extremely versatile and full of potential mayhem just waiting to be unlocked.

Oh, and I also installed a new Volkswagen Beetle, which you'll see in a few places. They're cute, but it's hard to be seen driving one.

Comments

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I looooove abusing the papier-maché cop cars. I love it even more when they accidentally immolate themselves trying to apprehend me.