sigma7 | Picspam, I-am-not-a-clever-man edition

Tried to call my sister for her birfday last night. Had a five-minute conversation with a woman I've never met with my sister's first name and the same birthday. And yes, it did take me far too long to suss this out; I figured she was just overmedicated or something. But this makes up for a few years ago when she had a fifteen-minute conversation with a very large African-American man with my name before realizing he wasn't me. Maybe it's genetic. Edit: either I wrote down the wrong number or my other sister gave me the wrong number. Herp to the goddamn derp. Either way, touched base with her tonight, only one day late (or 365 days early, I guess).

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