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daethkow: Idiot Football Coach.
It's been said, many times, many ways, BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER.
daethkow: Idiot Football Coach.It's been said, many times, many ways, BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER.
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My alarm clock is a standard clock-radio, and it's set to the local sports station. On occasion, I forget to turn on the alarm at night, and my dear wife, who habitually wakes up before I do, comes in and wakes me up once she realizes she hasn't heard the shower turn on by about 7:05.
This morning, I forgot to set the alarm, so instead of waking up to the morning guys on the sports station, I heard the following:
"Today in the world of sports, the skull of Norv Turner has gone missing. It was last seen being carried East by some cockatiels..."
My wife loves your Picspams, by the way.
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And that would be my favorite SportsCenter Breaking News update ever, along with security-camera footage of four birds pulling a Radio Flier with some headbones in the back -- each of the birds having little black bars across their eyes....