Founded by Dan Ackroyd, who pops up in picspam, no less. Creepy.
I imagine his skull would be relatively leaden, probably from snacking on paint chips through the season, but that it may have crystallized under intense pressure hadn't occurred to me. This may be a more difficult skullectomy than I've ever attempted before.
I've seen Norv wear a cap exactly once, and is most often prowling sidelines with a headset, probably playing "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" on infinite repeat. If their last game wasn't in (shudder) Oakland, I'd consider getting a seat just so I could stare at him for three-and-a-half hours, holding a sign that just said "SOON."
But I wouldn't want you to feel obliged to send me a skull, because the next thing you know, I'm sending you skulls, and then we're moving on to rib cages, spines, entire skeletons, and suddenly we're operating out of Temple of Doom (Desert) and Temple of Doom (Midwest). Which would at least cut down on the number of nocturnal Mormon visitors, but might affect property values in a not-positive manner....
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Date: 2011-12-02 02:17 pm (UTC)I imagine his skull would be relatively leaden, probably from snacking on paint chips through the season, but that it may have crystallized under intense pressure hadn't occurred to me. This may be a more difficult skullectomy than I've ever attempted before.
I've seen Norv wear a cap exactly once, and is most often prowling sidelines with a headset, probably playing "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" on infinite repeat. If their last game wasn't in (shudder) Oakland, I'd consider getting a seat just so I could stare at him for three-and-a-half hours, holding a sign that just said "SOON."
But I wouldn't want you to feel obliged to send me a skull, because the next thing you know, I'm sending you skulls, and then we're moving on to rib cages, spines, entire skeletons, and suddenly we're operating out of Temple of Doom (Desert) and Temple of Doom (Midwest). Which would at least cut down on the number of nocturnal Mormon visitors, but might affect property values in a not-positive manner....