My favorite thing of the week: "I don't need no education!" O_o

[sigma7]

As found on Reddit:

As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia....

Seriously, read the whole thing. Worth it. In other news, my face still feels like someone dropped a refrigerator on it, but I better get used to it.