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No, really. Let's see -- the BCS is once again exposed as a sham. Oh, so sorry, Auburn and Cal -- but that's what you get for not being whiny little pansies (also see: Mack Brown) and having faith in a system that relies on computers and polls (polls? Why even bother playing the games? Let's just recruit and train and vote on it). It's just a joke and will remain that way until they break down and have a simple little playoff. And I know the college presidents will never let it happen. That doesn't mean it's not the way it should be. And Colorado got violated on the field, which is karma if there ever was any on the gridiron this year -- God, what does it take to get fired at Colorado anyway?
Bolts and Chefs won. Bonus: Broncos and Raiders lost. And between the chop-blocks and John Lynch, I'm astonished that the Broncos are trying to be the new Raiders (congrats to Jerry Porter for being the first offensive player I've seen get flagged for unnecessary roughness for punching someone -- Blood Bowl's down the hall, son). Well, at least they have the whole "miss the playoffs" vibe pretty much lined up.
Also: Eagles, for running up the score, for keeping your starters in the game in the fourth quarter when Brett "I actually have a streak here" Favre has the class to sit down, the gridiron gods are paying attention. Oh, and also for letting Terrell Owens bitch his way onto your team. I don't care what happens after this point -- you asked for it.
Oh, and now everyone's astonished that Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi used steroids. Well, gawrsh. I'm glad everyone's suddenly getting worked up about it, but honestly, people, if you haven't noticed that by now, it's just because you weren't paying attention. Or weren't cynical enough. Y'all need to be workin' on that.
Bolts and Chefs won. Bonus: Broncos and Raiders lost. And between the chop-blocks and John Lynch, I'm astonished that the Broncos are trying to be the new Raiders (congrats to Jerry Porter for being the first offensive player I've seen get flagged for unnecessary roughness for punching someone -- Blood Bowl's down the hall, son). Well, at least they have the whole "miss the playoffs" vibe pretty much lined up.
Also: Eagles, for running up the score, for keeping your starters in the game in the fourth quarter when Brett "I actually have a streak here" Favre has the class to sit down, the gridiron gods are paying attention. Oh, and also for letting Terrell Owens bitch his way onto your team. I don't care what happens after this point -- you asked for it.
Oh, and now everyone's astonished that Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi used steroids. Well, gawrsh. I'm glad everyone's suddenly getting worked up about it, but honestly, people, if you haven't noticed that by now, it's just because you weren't paying attention. Or weren't cynical enough. Y'all need to be workin' on that.
