Must be some antiquated notion of ethics -- or maybe my parole officer -- that keeps me from doing cool things like this.

Some time ago, my iTrip stopped working. The good folks at Griffin Technology sent me a replacement right away, and asked only that I destroy the non-working unit and send them photographic evidence.

Awesome. My first contracted hit, so to speak.

There were some ideas: running it over with the car, smashing it with a brick, setting it up on the streetcar tracks and letting a streetcar crush it to smithereens. But in the end, there was really only one thing that we wanted to do: blow it up with model rocket engines.


And if that hadn't worked, there's always the Solar Death Ray.

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But, but, ... the Mythbusters disproved the Solar Death Ray!

Fave quote from the destruct-o-rama: "On the fourth or fifth viewing, The Boy Wonder’s keen eyes spotted a small piece flying off into the snow. Checking frame-by-frame, I deduced that it was the connector plug that jacks into the iPod. We traced its trajectory like true CSI wanna-bes, and ran back out to retrieve it from the snowbank." Hee!
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