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It's the PotterPotterMovie. Hint: watch it at least three times through, as it doesn't repeat at the same interval as you-know-what. And for as obvious as it is, I didn't see the punchline coming. I'm just not at the top of my game today.
Six Apart to Buy LiveJournal
Maybe buying more icons and paid accounts for Christmas presents wasn't the best idea in the world.
Goddammit.
Maybe buying more icons and paid accounts for Christmas presents wasn't the best idea in the world.
Goddammit.
Tom DeLay's prayer reading this morning strives to be timely, I'll give him that:
Not every one who says to me, "Lord, Lord," will enter the kingdom of heaven; but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven.
Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?"
Then I will declare to them solemnly, "I never knew you: depart from me, you evil doers."
Everyone who listens to these words of mine, and acts on them, will be like a wise man, who built his house on a rock:
The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, but it did not collapse; it has been set solidly on rock.
And everyone who listens to these words of mine, but does not act on them, will be like a fool who built his house on sand:
The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, and it collapsed and was completely ruined.
Either he's an idiot of cosmic proportions -- and y'know, that's not out of the ballpark -- or the tsunami was God's wrath on the nonbelievers.
I'm never letting him say Grace, that's for sure.
Not every one who says to me, "Lord, Lord," will enter the kingdom of heaven; but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven.
Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?"
Then I will declare to them solemnly, "I never knew you: depart from me, you evil doers."
Everyone who listens to these words of mine, and acts on them, will be like a wise man, who built his house on a rock:
The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, but it did not collapse; it has been set solidly on rock.
And everyone who listens to these words of mine, but does not act on them, will be like a fool who built his house on sand:
The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, and it collapsed and was completely ruined.
Either he's an idiot of cosmic proportions -- and y'know, that's not out of the ballpark -- or the tsunami was God's wrath on the nonbelievers.
I'm never letting him say Grace, that's for sure.
Moisture-laden storms from the north, west and south are likely to converge on much of America over the next several days in what could be a once-in-a-generation onslaught, meteorologists forecast Tuesday.
I'm not comfortable hearing the word "onslaught" in conjunction with a weather forecast.
I'm not comfortable hearing the word "onslaught" in conjunction with a weather forecast.
The negotiations for Microsoft to buy Nintendo broke down in more comedic circumstances than I think anyone realized before now. Scroll down and flashback to the South Park movie....
Edit: So it's a hoax. But it's a good one. I'm still having Team America flashbacks.
Edit: So it's a hoax. But it's a good one. I'm still having Team America flashbacks.
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