The most realistic career expectations I've read in some time

[sigma7]

AKRON, OH—In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Kendall Garretson announced Monday that she would like to become an 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor when she grows up.

..."A tractor," Garretson continued. "Trrraaaaaccctooooor!"

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[alstaria.livejournal.com]

::facepalms::

Way to go, hometown, way to go.

Actually, that's probably one of the more realistic career options in Akron at this time. Lord knows there aren't any other jobs there :(