The story about MTV's plans to ignore music (sticking with one count 'em one new music program) and unveil 16 new reality shows (even The Onion would be a bit more charitable) is repulsive enough. But this quote makes me want to inflict severe pain every time I read it:

“These new series reflect Generation ‘Why Not?’ — living, working and playing on their own terms, ‘adventure capitalists’ if you will, pursuing a variety of thrill-seeking, 2.0, express-yourself enterprises,” says MTV entertainment president Brian Graden.

Yes, that's nine sheets of buzzword bingo filled out in one quote, and double-word score for throwing in "2.0" bereft of context.

From: [identity profile] lady-findel.livejournal.com


I just read that as well... It is nauseating. I don't like reality tv, it is not necessary.

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*facepalm*

It's pretty bad when "MTV played music videos" is right up there with "I walked fifteen miles to school in the snow" on the old-fart marker list.

Someone needs to ask Mr. Graden exactly what the "M" in "MTV" stands for these days.

From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com


It's right up there with the current atrocity that is "Headline News" which is typically "News in the morning and then shrill radio hosts with axes to grind after that." At least TNN and CourtTV had the decency to change its name after they fell victim to audience creep; others should follow suit.

From: [identity profile] dvandom.livejournal.com


At least they got rid of Glenn Beck, although they seem to have replaced him with another screeder.

Nancy Grace, however, is Evil Incarnate. And the mornings are being nibbled away by Specialty Shows too.

From: [identity profile] manekikoneko.livejournal.com


My brother was just commenting on this very thing, and that exact quote. It sounds like Graden got his script from some "Sound like a young person!" Mad-Lib style jargon generator.

From: [identity profile] jeditigger.livejournal.com


Hard to believe I used to be glued to MTV. :P

By the way, your tag 'no-talent assclown' is full of awesome and win. Now I want to see Office Space again.
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From: [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com


That's hilarious! Double word score! I loled.

From: [identity profile] beagle1971.livejournal.com


Remember when our boss was someone capable of delivering that paragraph with a straight face? No, not that one, the one before him.

From: [identity profile] kansel01.livejournal.com


I loled thinking about Jim trying to say that. But yes, I think Rob is STILL saying it.

From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com


Given the choice between Phil Hartman playing Lyle Lanley in "Marge vs. the Monorail" or the Mayor of the city of Townsville, I'd at least expect the former to be able to spout verbiage with confidence and self-congratulatory energy. The latter...would hurt my soul trying.
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