One last Blackest Night nugget

[sigma7]

Re: the Blackest Night #5 cover and revelations, just two words: called it.

And I went off about one aspect of the myriad chromatic corps in a comment to daethkow that bears repeating, but in short: I hate the oaths --

There is nothing magical, profound, evocative or even moderately interesting about the AABBCCDD rhyme scheme anymore, Geoff. If I'm making my own Corduroy Lantern Corps and I would like it to not be a watered-down ditto-mark version of the GLC, I dare say I would (a) eschew having an oath at all (b) probably just make an oath a random garble of obscenities (c) just scream (d) at the very least I would not use the same goddamned rhyme scheme every time. I'm going to go out on a huge limb here and say that, yes, the idea of the blood-spewing, hate-saturated Red Lanterns having an oath at all beyond WHARRGARBL is insipid. The GLC oath is tolerated because it's tradition and it's corny but we forgive the things that endure. I suffer enough abysmal poetry in the real world, I don't need to see Ragecat and Ranx the Sentient City suffering from antiquated rhymes unless they're writing for the Jonas Brothers (which would explain a great deal).

Revelation: Oh, God, there already is a Corduroy Lantern Corps: the FFA. Suddenly zombies aren't quite as scary as they used to be.

Comments

[chaobell]

I have nothing to add to this except:

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

This is almost the best thing to happen all day. But second place behind purple ice cream is still full-bore awesome. Danke!

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Said mastermind was actually used to decent effect in the Captain Atom comic, where Cap was going through purgatory and encountered Death in three aspects: as end of things (classic hooded spectre), as welcome release (Gaiman's Death making a rare out-of-Sandman appearance) and as Cosmic Threat (our mastermind).

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I remember that ish -- also notable for Rick Flagg in a posthumous appearance. (I never read the follow-up.) And from what I remember, Gaiman more or less disavowed that interpretation, saying that Death is death, essentially -- disappointing, because the aspects-of-death (including Black Racer, IIRC) tied together pretty well in that story.

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

According to everyone I talk to, Blackest Night is the coolest thing going on in comics right now.

I can't do it though. I've pretty much given up on anything DC that doesn't have Bill Willingham's name on it.

Granted, I should probably stay away from stuff like Ultimatum, too, but for now, one comic company's insanity is what I can handle.

[rainfletcher.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe we could get him to change it up with a little AABBA. A Lantern Limerick Oath, if you will?

And now with this ring on my finger
Let evil not near to me linger
Lest I dispatch it fast
With a kick to the ass
Or indeed a sharp knee to the dinger

I'd work "Nantucket" in there if I could, but...

[beeform]

LOL!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

change it up with a little AABBA

I read that the first time as a little ABBA.

And then my nervous system shut down.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Do you hear the drums, Hal Jordan?

[rainfletcher.livejournal.com]

See, now you're just asking for it.

Lanterns Green
Strong and fast
With our power rings

Lanterns Green
See us fight
Forces that are mean -- yeah!

We can fly
We can shine
Punish our foes for their crimes -- woo oo oo

Evil ones
Flee the scene
We are the Lanterns Green

[nute.livejournal.com]

Gimme gimme gimme a Manhunter after midnight?

[daethkow.livejournal.com]

*claps*

Bravo. Truth be told, I like the limerick better, but bra-vo. As in the vernacular, you win an Internet.

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

I *still* wonder if at some point Hal's going to end up collecting a ring of each color and turning into Captain Lantern or something...