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[sigma7]

Onion horoscopes -- so telling, so true

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
There is little you can do to halt your downward spiral of lassitude and inaction, but you don't really care.

rewil:
When you're finally given the chance to run the entire circus, you'll be amazed at how quickly it goes bad on you.

beeform:
Your illusions, innocence, and worldview will all be shattered this week in a bizarre accident involving your personality and some liquid nitrogen.

All! So! True!

Comments

Hehehehe... mine

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

Through odd circumstances, you acquire a blowtorch, a case of razor blades, a cage of deadly asps, and a pint of cyanide, but since you didn't acquire any guts, they'll all just sit in the corner.

Re: Hehehehe... mine

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

This is quite possibly the greatest horoscope ever. And so telling, too....