Onion horoscopes -- so telling, so true
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
There is little you can do to halt your downward spiral of lassitude and inaction, but you don't really care.
rewil:
When you're finally given the chance to run the entire circus, you'll be amazed at how quickly it goes bad on you.
beeform:
Your illusions, innocence, and worldview will all be shattered this week in a bizarre accident involving your personality and some liquid nitrogen.
All! So! True!
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
There is little you can do to halt your downward spiral of lassitude and inaction, but you don't really care.
When you're finally given the chance to run the entire circus, you'll be amazed at how quickly it goes bad on you.
Your illusions, innocence, and worldview will all be shattered this week in a bizarre accident involving your personality and some liquid nitrogen.
All! So! True!
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