Picspam, mission accomplished edition

[sigma7]

In the wake of finishing Precinct Zero, some celebratory imagery.

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Comments

[40ozslurpee.livejournal.com]

Where do you get these? Sometimes I save some and send them to my husband while he's at work.

My mom washed my keyboard once. I drew a comic but I have no idea where it is right now.

Me: The keyboard's not working.
Mom: Really? It should be. I just washed it [in the sink.]

I don't know that I blame her, really. My younger brother's retarded mentally handicapped so he'd eat ravioli and watch porn and the keyboard got pretty gross. I actually can't believe I used it, but I was in high school and it was our only computer. This was before thrift stores and dumpsters had towers made entirely of old keyboards.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I browse a buncha different photoblogs and imageboards (a few not in English) and just drop anything that stirs a chuckle into a folder on my desktop. I used to hit the LJ most-recent posts page and save the shortcut so people could visit the source journal -- I found a great deal of my f-list thisaway and that used to be the whole point -- but now that's almost purely Russian spam. And beagle1971 sent me the first pic, that much I remember.... (All links, except for Beagle's, totally potentially NSFW, just so you know to reinforce your psyche before delving in.)

I'd actually always wanted to try using a dishwasher on some keyboards back when I had a hundred or so to clean, because I'd heard that if allowed to dry out properly it was a viable solution to mass-cleaning keyboards. Never had the guts to give it a try. Or a dishwasher. Did 'em all by hand, and it sucked.

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

I just yank the bottom keys and shake what I can down from the rest. I can say I do not have that much hair in my keyboard.
But have come close.
I imagine a vacuum would do a decent job, just make sure your keyboard is unplugged and/or pc is off so as to avoid static electricity getting frisky.