It's easy if you try!

The Party Party has my admiration. My new favorite song is George W. Bush's spoken-word variation of John Lennon's "Imagine." Download it here. Oh, it's no end of awesome....

Whiskey tango foxtrot

A former Palmer man reportedly escaped serious injury when he was apparently overpowered by thieves who tied him up, cut off the small finger of his left hand and took about more than 150 head of hogs from a rural Herington farm early Monday morning, according to information received here.

Aaron Ohlde, 41, son of Norbert and Marilyn Ohlde of Greenleaf, told officers he was attacked from behind by individuals between two and three in the morning after he saw lights in a nursery shed on the hog operation owned by Ron Roth family members from Clay County.

This state has been infested with the brain-worms.

Antichrist down 50 in early trading

A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.

As long as we can agree that there are no sevens.