Under anesthetic, subdivided and synthetic

You're all my best friends. You all, and the girl with the cello, and the Esteemed Colleague from Elsewhere, you're all my guys, you know that, right? Cause know that. It's true. You're my team. If things get freaky again, I need you all on my side to dig me out. Don't let me die in an unholy place. And protect yourselves. You're the best. Take care of all of you all, even the ones you don't know; they're worth it, promise you.

I'm always there. Always gonna be there.

(Edit: I don't remember making this post. But it's still true.)

The cast and writers of “The Office,” which shoots in Van Nuys, Calif., are going to be in the real Scranton, Pa., in about two weeks to attend a convention dedicated to the not-quite-three-year-old series.

This is the universe mocking me.

But this raised my spirits:

In other “Office” news, Joss Whedon, who directed the Ryan’s business school/Pam’s art exhibit/Dwight’s vampire bat episode last season, will return to helm this season’s 10th half hour. “Jim kills Pam, which I thought was weird," Whedon tells TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello.